The Old Spice Man has an anxiety disorder of some kind, perhaps a panic disorder or OCD, or a severe phobia of a common thing (fish?). Is his ability to suddenly be on a horse his way of dealing with his anxiety? Or does he find the sudden propensity of tickets to become diamonds extremely stressful and exhausting? Bonus points for a story of him growing up and learning how to physically manipulate the world around him and constantly projecting a front of magnificence as a way to manage his anxiety, and, eventually, become an intergalactic space hero.
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:07 pm (UTC)